The characters from Super Mario Kart.

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July 23 2014


I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

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the black panthers cackle as they rub their hands together. “lmao soon all these fuckin kids are gonna have free breakfast,” they whisper, “all of them”

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don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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The Sims 4: Welcome to Willow Creek

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July 23 2014

ps i apologize for being horribly pushy im garbage


Hey! This is a post I’ve really dreaded making, and I feel kind of really awful for doing so. But I’ve basically exhausted all other options, and decided that since it’s gotten a bit of attention, I may as well make a post about it.

Why do you need money?

As someone who’s been pretty much on their own since around sixteen in an attempt to leave an extremely toxic environment, things haven’t been easy in quite a while. Though I’m incredibly lucky to have a place to sleep each night because of friends and a small amount of money each month, that’s all I have. Food money generally runs out come the end of the month, and I’ve given up a of of the basics as far as everything else goes. Surviving is tough, and it’s even tougher when you’re trying to pull yourself up from the bottom.

Why don’t you just get a job?

Believe me, I’m trying. I wouldn’t dare ask otherwise. I’ve been trying for the past couple of years to do so, and now that I’m 18, a few opportunities are actually coming in despite the awful economic situation. The problem is that I live in an extremely small town, one without transportation and one without places to work that are less than 15 miles away. In short, I’m stuck in a cycle that a lot of people are probably familiar with: need a car for work, need work for a car. 

What do I get for helping out?

Other than a teary eyed message from me, I don’t have tons to offer. But, there are a few things that I can do if you message me off anon:

  • a promo to 3k+ followers as well as a super awesome thank you
  • a doodle of whatever you’d like to the best of my ability
  • (???) to be added

If you have any other questions, please don’t hesitate to ask. If you’re interested in donating, I have a paypal button linked on the top left corner of my blog, or you can donate directly at 

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